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Markled

To be suddenly cut off or ghosted by someone (usually a narcissist) who benefitted significantly from your relationship; specifically socially, financially, and/or professionally. Slander and defamation usually follow to justify the dumping. The ultimate betrayal.
"I supported my husband by working 2 jobs while he was in medical school. As soon as he got his MD, he dumped me for a hot nurse."
"Looks like you got markled."
by Pilot Hardy October 13, 2023
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Nick Markham Cock Gobble

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.
"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"
by jas552 April 15, 2022
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marclaw

a marclaw is a creature that lives in the woods of scotland and likes to live in tents, he lives on things he finds such as used condoms and bricks. he looks a wee bit like machael jackson and he also attracts small children to his tent.
look at that marclaw i wonder if hes ate any bricks today.
by lazzzy August 16, 2010
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marklar

A word deriving from Southpark. This word is used much like a pronoun, to describe any person, place, thing, or idea.
I totally marklared that marklar right up he tight marklar
by hill1193 January 3, 2008
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Jonny Markland

A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.
J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland

problem solved
by J7X January 18, 2008
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tommy markham

one who likes cats and has a booger hanging out of his eyeball
that kid was chasing a cat; he's a tommy markham
by Billy Snorts January 6, 2008
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Markle Sparkle

Pulling a markle
:hitting on a girl that is way to young and, or very very dirty.
Pulling a markle requires 2 thinggs

she has to be female.

and she has to be an underclassman.

you will also have to be a halfsies alcoholic who is a hookah fiend and will have a wife who is wayyyyy to young for you
Calvin: dude i cant beleive u pulled a markle Sparkle

ian:i know dude.... sorry.

Calvin: Say hello to megans law.
by DrOPpiNxBoDIeZ May 4, 2009
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