Mariana 

Amazing, wonderful, beautiful chick. Mariana's are very giggly, funny, and fun-loving. They are extremely ticklish and smell very nice. They are also secretly defiant (they usually have dyed hair, piercings, or a unique fashion sense). You must always approach a Mariana first because they will rarely approach you. Mariana's have killer eyes and a beautiful smile/laugh. They have unique interests and laugh at your passions but secretly admire, respect, and adore you. Be sure to stay close to them because they tend to be cold all the time and need your warmth and affection. Talk to them about deep intimate thoughts and stories; they love that shit.

Me: Hey, Mariana!
Mari: (laughs)
Me: Why, what's up?
Mari: Your face, goddammit! (laughs)

Mariana by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs November 28, 2012

Dan Marino

Miami Dolphins quarterback for 17 seasons. Without a doubt the best quarterback in history. Posessed the quickest release known to man. Would read defenses like a hawk and would consistantly have phenominal seasons. A true champion and an incredible competitor.

Mr. Marino is definitely superior to all quarterbacks to have played the game including the over-rated Joe Montana, which by the way had a running game and a defense to help him get his Super Bowl rings.

Dan Marino by Isabel April 19, 2005

Mariana 

Double chin queen. Loves sour patch and plays the violin.

A mariana

Mariana by Mari18 October 26, 2017

Mariana 

A girl that is good at math but sucks at everything else. Likes to sleep 24/7 and plays shit ton of games.

"Man, she's late again.."
"Who?"
"Mariana, that lazy, sleepy bastard.."

Mariana by bigfagnamedmelody November 16, 2018

Mariana 

Super Uber Mega Huge Big Gay

You're mom is a Mariana

Mariana by AWUBIS November 5, 2018

Dan Marino

he was quarterback for the Miami Dolphins from 1983-1999. he was the best pure passer in the game. he's arguably the greatest quarterback of all time. he owns every major quarterback record in the NFL, and is at least in the top 10 of most of the other QB records. he only went to the superbowl once and lost in 1984. however, for 17 seasons he never complained or asked to be traded despite the fact that his team had no other playmaker other than him, no running game, and no defense. he's second in career wins with 147 (john elway had 148).

if dan marino was on the 49ers instead of joe montana, he would have won every superbowl in the 80s.

if dan marino had terrell davis in the backfield like john elway did, there'd be no reason to have an NFL season in the 90s.

don't let anyone say marino wasn't a clutch performer. no QB in nfl history has more game-winning or game-tying drives coming in the last 2 minutes than number 13.

Dan Marino by paki December 17, 2004

Mariana 

Mariana is such a bitch ass cunt, she is so fierce and has a bad temper. She can be hilarious at times but don't get on her bad side. She also can't catch a man, she will always be single for the rest of her life.

That new girl is such a mariana

Mariana by Muchoca January 4, 2019