Red Mallard

A secret cat call for men to announce that a hot woman has just entered.

A hot woman walks into a bar, a guy would yell out "Red Mallard" and his buddies would know to look toward the door to check out the hot chick!!

by Wiley_Oompa April 7, 2010

Rahul Maharaj

He’s a guy you know.

“I know rahul”.
“Rahul Maharaj touched me when I was little”.

by IKnowRahul November 2, 2018

Dirty Mallard

A sexual act performed when a male, while having sex with a female in either the missionary or more preferably the doggy style position, reaches around his backside and obtains a sizeable amount of sweat from his Perineum (a.k.a. Chode, Brum, Taint, etc.). Said sweat is then wiped upon the females upper lip, directly underneath the nose. The maneuver is completed with the male folding each of his arms to resemble wings, flapping his "wings", and vocalizing an ear-shattering "Quack-Quack".

As Brian was ravishing Krista from the rear and giving her the ultimate in sexual pleasure, Krista suddenly felt Brians finger on her upper lip. Within an instant her olfactory senses were overwhelmed by an extremely foul odor, accompanied by the loud call of the Mallard Duck and a rush of air upon her backside presumably caused by the flapping of limbs. Unbeknownst to Krista, she had received the ultimate sexual insult: The Dirty Mallard!

by Landon M. September 28, 2006

maharaj

A Maharaj often mixed up with Maraj is a person whos from a huge family. This last name is a big thing in the Hindu society as it is jus like the last name Mohammed in the Muslim society. A Maharaj is considered true leaders.

Go get yourself a Maharaj today

by S.Maharaj May 24, 2018

malware

MALICIOUS SOFTWARE. It is any code, program, script, software or any instructions interpreted as attacking a computer operating system (most probably a Windows operating system)
Malware includes spyware, trojans, viruses/virii, denial of service/DoS attacks.

Malware is often found online in the form of spyware, viruses and trojans.

by Improfane January 12, 2005

Cut the malarky

to be slightly lesbian in your ways

lena decided to cut the malarky last night, little bitch.

by lenaology March 25, 2007

Mahari

One who does absolutely nothing

If you had a day where you did nothing it shall be known as a mahari day, for example: “ Today at work I was so mahari."

"How was your day darling?"

"Well, it was a choice of doing something or taking a mahari day."

"Dude...I can't. Mahari is calling."

"They were lazy mahari mother-f***ers"

by badcarmex March 24, 2019