Lunar landing

A sexual action that involves a man trust falling onto the back side of a women. As the man is landing he needs to calculate for his penis to enter the anal cavity perfectly. Miscalculation lead to a broken dick. *Not a game for the family to play*

“Bro, I finally pulled off a lunar landing on my girlfriend last night. It only took four painful attempts before I stabbed the moon.”

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Butter Landing

A butter landing is a type of landing where you have to land smoothly, at less than -100 FPM.

Wow, that's a butter landing.

by J@yden January 22, 2023

2-Ply Landing Strip

Practice by which a male during masturbation pulls a length of toilet paper from the roll just before the point of ejaculation without tearing off the piece, thereby creating a "landing strip" for his semen to land on.

"The other day I tried to make a 2-Ply Landing Strip, but I over shot and my boys crashed into the wall."

by Tyranosaurus R. December 23, 2011

luanie

A form of male masterbation in which he uses a feather pillow with a hole in it lined in rump steak marinated with oyster or fish sauce to resemble a woman's canal.

Blaccie: Hey Albey, are you gonna come out with us tonight? See if we can hit the jackpot on the booty!
Albey: Na sorry, I think I'll stay home and do a luanie. Not feeling lucky.
Roby: Albey, that sounds like a great idea! Blaccie, you and I should stay here and we'll have a luanie together

by becluanjen October 8, 2008

Crash Landing

An unkempt vagina. Excessive hair in the vaginal area. An explosion of hair in the lower private area of a woman. A landing strip gone wrong.

Turtle's friend: Yo man did you hook up with her yet?
Trurtle: Yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee crash landing!!!!! it looks like a jungle.

by GUiDeTtE PrInCesSx3 August 10, 2010

Landing strip

Female's pubic hair styled in 1 inch thick rectangle, shaved either side, from vagina upwards.

In missionary position post shooting your load, in or out, a gentleman might request, "I'll just rest my todger on your convenient landing strip, if that is ok ma'am?"

by CheeseCrackers March 11, 2015

Union Landing

This is a large mall in Union City, CA. Locals refer to it as "The Landing" or "The Mall". However, individuals who do not pay attention or are from out-of-town refer to this mall's using its official name, "Union Landing".

Union Landing

by Ziegler1952 June 22, 2010