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Lorenzo

Person 1: What an omega male
Person 2: Yeah he's such a Lorenzo
by Eliuccio December 7, 2022
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Lorenzo

An unemployed, spineless guy - quite a loser, who aspires to be a dj and play PlayStation while daydrinking while running a Facebook roasting group where people are mean to each other and target people. Typically has a friend called Jessica he only met online, who’s secretly in love with him and attacks people who approaches him online. Together they target people to vent for their miserable lives. And if confronted they make up spineless stories. Leeches on to other people’s ideas and creativity.
He was a real Lorenzo; He had full control of the Facebook group, because he had no control over anything else in his life.
by jobothan July 29, 2025
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Lorenzo

The god of macking. Shatterer of cervixes. 99% overall in 2k22
Lorenzo fucked my girlfriend last night and I'm actually kind of happy about it.
by Farkan June 6, 2022
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Lorenzo

The kind of guy who’ll lead you on and reject you three times every time but you’re too stupid to realize it because you’re a sad in love individual.
Friend A: I just got rejected by Lorenzo again
Friend B: dude are you dumb?
by FlowerGirlMia July 17, 2021
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Devon Lorenzo

Devon Lorenzo…Talented individual, always there to help others along being a hard worker also known as big dick energy
Damn you’re a Devon Lorenzo when it comes to this person
by devon1200 March 20, 2024
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Lorenzo

When you casually stay in a suite at the Mandarin Oriental in a large and prominent city.
Bob: Where should we stay in London?
Mike: Let’s just pull a Lorenzo.
by cat_in_hat June 14, 2022
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Lorenzo

A hot Italian king who can make a great pasta from scratch. Very loyal to his family and loved ones. He would do anything for family even if it means that he has to suffer because of it. He always puts family before anyone. He is very intelligent and loves building things. He has an artistic side and he is really good although he doesn’t feel like he is. He is very good looking and usually has a very attractive girlfriend. Any girl is lucky to have him. If you find a Lorenzo keep him.
Lorenzo is such a hot Italian

Lorenzo is the best boyfriend
by The coolest cat ever July 4, 2024
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