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three toed leprechaun

This is the regional name for a particular strain of hallucinogenic mushroom that is identified by its three distinctive slightly green colored lobes. When consumed in small quantities it is considered extremely hallucinogenic, but in large quantities it may cause dysentery and death. Some species of North American wildlife is known to consume this for recreational purposes.
Three toed leprechaun is a mushroom that causes hallucinations when consumed.

Example one: My neighbor's dog Leroy got into some of that three-toed leprechaun and was freaking out until he started crapping himself to death.
Example two: while forging for truffles and other wild mushrooms Melissa stumbled upon the elusive three-toed leprechaun fungi and partook of its particular medicinal and hallucinogenic quantities.
by Scientific Researcher July 19, 2024
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Crotch Leprechaun

A gay individual who is internally homophobic and gobbles on tiny penis every Saturday night. They also have mouth herpes and spread it as they gobble that micropenis.
Every Saturday on my route home, I see Nathan G being a crotch leprechaun with Ethan next to the dumpster by A&W.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
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lazy leprechaun

When you are fucking a sexy turnip from the back and you yell "Where's me lucky charms" as you dump you pot of gold on her midget face.
after a night of drinking i decided to give my lady the lazy leprechaun
by Sir Dickcheese December 14, 2017
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Leprechaun

A man who gets off on giving golden showers to manic pixie dream girls.
Can you believe Dave wanted to pee on me? He’s such a leprechaun.
by averydrunkbunny December 5, 2020
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leprechaun marriage

March 17th St Patrick’s day , when 2 leprechauns/2 short gingers are forced to get married. Only on St Patrick’s they may be married , otherwise the other humans (also known as gremlins) who demand entertainment will destroy them.

“A wise being that goes by Saito (not an inside joke) referred to this event as a“ historical moment “ he claimed that a child would be born with orange skin, and the approximate height of an Oompa Loompa” - don’t let two leprechauns have a child. -
person #1:wow is it March 17th!?
person #2:yep , u know what that means?
ginger #2:please , no.
person #1:ITS LEPRECHAUN WEDDING DAY!!
ginger2:NOOOOOOOOOOO

person #1 : What day is it today?
person #2 : leprechaun marriage.
person #1 : the hell is that?
person #2 : “Beats me, some weird group of children with strange biscuits in they’re mouths told me this”

leprechaun marriage
by Winter 冬 March 13, 2022
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Leprechaun

In the queer, non-monogamous community: a single (or otherwise available) transmasculine person who dates a couple.
So named because they are thought to be the stuff of legends, and when a true Leprechaun is identified, a couple can truly say they have followed a rainbow to a pot of gold!
Etymology: based on "unicorn": a single (or otherwise available) bisexual woman who dates a couple.
"Man, C. REALLY has those leprechaun skills! He is a thoughtful lover who divides his attention well, is self aware, and brings all the fun sex toys! 5 stars!"
by Hethre September 25, 2022
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Black leprechaun

A black leprechaun is one who doesn't bring good luck!

different than the other green leprechauns, is bad luck!
Man you must be a black leprechaun, because I always lose gambling when you are around! Black leprechaun has jinxed me again.
by Benji the leprechaun September 26, 2023
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