Lavender latte

Lavender latte is a common drink ordered by people of the LGBTQ+ community, it’s typically will be ordered iced with oat milk.

#1: hi can I have an iced lavender latte with oat milk?”
#2: yeah totally anything else I can get for you? Maybe a Subaru or a pair of rolled jeans?

by anonymous December 14, 2021

laveah

This girl is pretty but she is crazy but can be fun and rude at times that girl is weird

Person 1: That girl is weird who is she
Person 2:oh thats just laveah

by Rainbow sunshine fart February 16, 2017

lava butt

The condition tha occurs when eating something so damned spicy that it burns the anal tract. "Spicy in, spicy out". Also these symptoms will arise when eating bad food or ingesting items that have been in the refrigerator for way too long (i.e., leftovers from a restaurant that is now out of business).

Hey, I'm gonna enter that 100 hot wings eating contest. Dude, you are so gonna get lava butt. Yea, but I'll win $100.

I didn't think the Christmas casserole went bad, but I ended up with a real bad case of lava butt.

by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

Fart Lava

The unexpected execretion of liquid shit when you do a fart.

Bill: Man I've been so sick the last 3 days. The other day I did a fart in bed and the next thing I know there's a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
Ben: wtf? who r u!

by aussiemandias September 12, 2009

Lava Shits

A serious fecal disorder. Usually happens to people after eating Mexican Cuisine. Using too much hot sauce, or holding in your shit all day.

When you have lava shits, you may experience some or all of the following:

1. A bad stomach ache.
2. Having chunky, liquid poop.
3. Said poop burns your asshole.
4. It all comes out at once, or takes forever.
5. It goes on all day.

Say you're on the phone with somebody you know. For the sake of argument, we'll call Girl A 'Melissa' and Boy A 'John'.

John: Melissa, are you there?
-----no response from Melissa------
John: Melissa?! ANSWER ME PLEASE! I AM GOING TO DIE!
-----still no response-----
--gunshots--
John killed himself, because he thought Melissa was ignoring him. When in reality, she had the lava shits and laid the phone down. John's life could have been saved, if Melissa wasn't so ashamed of having lava shit and just told him about it.

Moral of story: When you have lava shits, tell everyone.

by Trace the Master March 4, 2009

avril lavigne

A singer that is so talented and clever, that she has the ability to rhyme "home" with "home."

Avril Lavigne: "She want's to go home, but nobody's home."

Great job Avril, great job.

by seth_cohen_fan January 12, 2006

lavonte

a person that looks like a hottie but turns out too be a heart breaker although he can bee very sweet when he wants too bee but he is a very shy person he is an awsome guy when you see the other side of him he isnt the guy u think he is but you would be suprised!! he is cute, funny, smart, sweet, amazing, but he is kinda rude when hee say's something you dont want too hear you would start too adventually cry cause he would get too you..!

wow look at lavonte he is soo finee.

but lavonte is a heart breaker i hear!

by t.l.r August 4, 2010