1. all teachers are langers
2. oh god my head i was langered last night
3. did ya see that langer over there he fell again
2. oh god my head i was langered last night
3. did ya see that langer over there he fell again
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Start with a strong base of administrative staff that never get along with their teachers. Stir together some lacrosse douches, gay ass Mexican kids, pussy black kids from the magnet program, and just a sprinkle of try hard Asians. Add in a restrictive dress code, shitty sports team, a few games of soggy biscuit, and a fuck load of mediocre racist jokes. Now deep fry that shit into some Raising Canes. This dish is best served cold like the cafeteria food with a side of bull shit and seasoned with Lamar High School applications. Voila!
Arabic Refugee: I lost everything, my house, my wife, my kids, my left leg…
Lanier Student: I go to Lanier Middle School.
Arabic Refugee: Oh my Allah that’s terrible!
Lanier Student: Shut the fuck up you brown ass bomber!
Lanier Student: I go to Lanier Middle School.
Arabic Refugee: Oh my Allah that’s terrible!
Lanier Student: Shut the fuck up you brown ass bomber!
by Inspector Sock March 15, 2019
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Lances can get very angry easily and might seem like they are naughty but they are not that's just their personality.
If a Lance torments you it's usually as a joke and if he doesn't and you are his friend you need to earn his trust because he may feel like you might go and snitch even your his "fight".
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Lances can get very angry easily and might seem like they are naughty but they are not that's just their personality.
If a Lance torments you it's usually as a joke and if he doesn't and you are his friend you need to earn his trust because he may feel like you might go and snitch even your his "fight".
Lances are fantastic at sports especially Basketball,Tennis and Boxing.
Lances have a strong punch and if they look young and weak, you don't want to test them as they might have a strong hook to your face.
by Ty.Smith April 1, 2017
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