When one passes, looks at or hears about a lamp or its shade they feel an overwhelming urge to perform mighty sensual acts of self indulgence.
That man obviously has a lamp fetish, I can see his sex endorphins (some may say sexy Dolphins depending on ones geographical location) working overdrive.
by Gorgeous Brian May 22, 2016
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Get the Lamp post mug."Arsenal and Tottenham have gone and brought good players. Who have we bought? The lamp post from Arsenal"
"Back then we had Drogba. Who do we have now? That lamp post Giroud!!!"
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we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
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Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.
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