stale ketchup

3 day old period blood found in a McDonalds bathroom.

I used some stale ketchup on my Big Mac.

stale ketchup by HappyMeal145879 October 11, 2013

Hot dog with a side of ketchup 

When a female suffering from malaria is bleeding out of her anal cavity and two male partners attempt to cure the disease with sessions of booty eating and anal penetration for hours on end.

Person1: Hey did you hear Julia has malaria?
Person2: Yeah Niko and Johnny are going to give her a hot dog with a side of ketchup to try and help her.
Person1: word

Hot dog with a side of ketchup by Madmak6171 July 3, 2015

I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup 

"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.

Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"

I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup by Mr Thawne January 22, 2019

Ketchup 

A tomato based condiment used on fries, hot dogs, hamburgers and what not.

Sometimes refereed to as Catsup by ignorant fools.

Jim: Please pass the catsup
Me: What? I'll kill you, damn ignorant fool. KETCHUP!!!

Ketchup by Nettled October 15, 2003

Ash Ketchum 

A bitchy, annoying, no balls, motherfucker who cries like a little bitch when he releases a Pokémon. He won't catch a single legendary Pokémon.

Guy 1: Dude try this drink!!
Guy 2: Um, no thanks...
Guy 1: Awww don't be an Ash Ketchum

Ash Ketchum by MegaBlazingHoundoom March 23, 2017

ketchup jerk 

A hand job done with the thumb on the bottom of the shaft.

1. A discreet hand job.
2. Giving a hand job while looking away or covering one's face shamefully.
3. A hand job done out of obligation.
4. A rushed hand job.

A. Hey dude, your girl gave me a ketchup jerk under the table.

ketchup jerk by WillBriz August 28, 2006

ketchupballs 

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period. resulting in a bloody scrotum.

I got some putang tonight. But my girlfriend was on her period. She gave me ketchupballs.

ketchupballs by MIster Derek October 9, 2008