Cosmic Krunked

The act of being cross faded and high on mushrooms

Is he cross fading? no he tripled up on some mushrooms, he's getting Cosmic Krunked

by _ hijack _ April 7, 2024

Krunk

Verb
The act of murdering a small child with a sledge hammer

George krunked the small child

by Elmo64 October 21, 2020

krunked

Expression in krunker.io for destroyed

Man, you got krunked badly!

by boinextdoor69 June 10, 2020

Krunking

Ramming one’s male genitalia into a hard surface at high speeds, breaking it in numerous areas until it appears similar to a Chick-fil-a crinkle fry. When the shaft heals, it will be stronger and larger in width.

Jesse is meeting with his girlfriend, so he begins the krunking process now in order to please her in a few days.

by KurgerBing.001 May 22, 2024

krunked

The best thing to do, to get drunk ang high. You truly haven't lived until you got krunked

I don't remember anything from last night I was so krunked

by Daws the sauce boss December 15, 2015

get krunk

to get down to a song

A: you should listen to TiO by Zayn, I feel like you could totally get krunk to it!

by PIIIZZZZAAAA February 5, 2018

Krunk Fungler

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.

Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.

Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple

Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio

by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024