Krunking

To have a wank while having a cry.
"He's so lonely, he's krunking himself to sleep."
by KelC210 March 08, 2019
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Krunkes

1. TO ditch ones prom date and annoy her to the fact that she makes out with the Jump off And STokes

2. To fuck up at KMK
Damn Krunkes really did that in Sauget

Damn CHristine sucks good thing Krunkes ditched her the entire weekend at prom
by Vide and JOHn July 08, 2004
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krunk nuts

A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.
She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.
by AmadeuS469 August 22, 2018
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The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.
Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"
by felix844 June 29, 2012
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Krunk Musik

Musik That Gets You Hype, Excited And,
Ecstatic But Has A Deep Sad Meaning Behind It, Still Hard Tho.
Random Fan : That Nigga Kuupa6 Dropped “KRUNK MUSIK” Shit Is A Masterpiece.
Another Random Fan : Bro Really Raps On Loud Beats About Sad Topics And Call It “Krunk Musik” LOL
The First Random Fan : So What Nigga This Shit Hard Idc About Him Being Sad !
by giga nigga the big dick nigga February 20, 2024
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krunked

The best thing to do, to get drunk ang high. You truly haven't lived until you got krunked
I don't remember anything from last night I was so krunked
by Daws the sauce boss October 22, 2015
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krunked

Man, you got krunked badly!
by boinextdoor69 June 10, 2020
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