Krunked

A state of mental instability that leads to you becoming extraordinarily tapped. It can cause mandem to act in an incredibly sus manner. On the other hand it can also be a state of euphoria and affection that creates a deeper bonding between the mandem, that others can not comprehend.

Bro I beg you stop you're being too krunked

by G2 Trappy November 22, 2020

krunk

gross or nasty

that shit’s krunk

by queenie p July 26, 2018

krunk nuts

A rib jabbing term of endearment for a friend who is normally smooth but this time, not so much.

She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

Krunk

Verb
The act of murdering a small child with a sledge hammer

George krunked the small child

by Elmo64 October 21, 2020

Krunked

Verb,
The act of murdering a child with a sledgehammer

Big Bob absolutely krunked that child, there was nothing left

by anonymous November 3, 2020

super-krunk

The act of being extremely high and drunk at once.

This weekend would be so chill...if we get super-krunk!

by Kevin11 May 26, 2007

Krunk Fungler

A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.

Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.

There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.

1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.

2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.

These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course

Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.

by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024