Kindleysides

Basically you call boys Jamie Kindleysides
And girls Kate Kindleysides (or boys that show a little feminine)
Kate Kindleysides is more derogatory.

Oii you Kate kindleysides get back here.

by MrFloaties August 9, 2025

Smelly kindling

An action in which you set butthole hairs on fire and liquid shit to extinguish the fire

“Dude last night I tried to preform smelly kindling, it did not go well”

by That guy thats weird asf September 16, 2018

i kindly ask you to go fuck off

Polite way of saying "fuck off"

Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ September 25, 2021

Cindy's Kindy

The name for lockdown New Zealand with various changing rules made by the Prime Minister Jacinda “Cindy” Ardern with Kindy being short for Kindergarten (daycare).

Looking forward to going to the pub if we ever get out of Cindy's Kindy and back to normality.

by zkpilot November 23, 2021

Jean-Phillipe Kindler

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.

German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"

by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023

Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.

"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"

by nblitzed December 21, 2025