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Cunt Kicking

When your girl needs a good kicking.
Cunt Kicking is what you do when your Wife being a bitch.
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The diapered kicking donkey

A sex position where you feed a women a full pack of laxatives without them know and put a diaper on them. You then ram your chc through the diaper penetrative, while in doggy style their anal cavity fucking the shit out of them, literally. While pounding from the rear the male partner viciously hammer fists the back if the women's neck sending a muscle reaction through the body forcing the women to kick her legs out (like and angry donkey). When finished your coital act, roll the female over onto her back and proceed to change her diaper like you would a new born baby.
"oh my God Miranda and I tried out the diapered kicking donkey last night, it was scrumptious"

"What's a diapered kicking donkey?"
"gather 'round children"
by Rc979797 July 13, 2015
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kicking daisies

The worst band in history that comes from the Connecticut region. Made up of children who can't sing or dance but still shows their ugly faces on TV. They're horrible and they know it!!!!!!!
" Yo by brother killed himsef cuz he got that band stuck in his head

" Must be the kicking daisies"
by morrow5657 December 15, 2011
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keking

The action of your penis extending from one inch to two inches.
Bro, don't touch me I'm keking at the moment.
by Free63 November 13, 2014
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Kicking Goals

Taken from australian rules football, where kicking goals is an achievement and a thing to be congratulated about.

However, when used 'kicking goals' basically means the opposite to the above definition and that the person is a failure of life.
'Dude, i ripped 100 cones last night!' says friend.
'Wow, you are kicking goals from 100 metres!' says me.

'I failed maths, haha' says friend
'KICKING THEM!!' says me
by thegoalkicker July 25, 2010
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kicking

I was just kicking your ass
by Krkič February 28, 2020
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