Jock Flackey

One who follows around another individual in order to please their every need for acceptance; hanging all over someone's jock strap or cock if you will

"Look at that Jock Flackey over there, could he be any closer to that guys nuts?"

by irishguy6984 November 7, 2009

Jockey Choccy

The residual stain in your underwear after either 'skidding' or 'shitting' yourself.

After being out on the booze, James was unable to hold on and prevent the inevitable Jockey Choccy that followed.

by smithpie October 18, 2014

jock and walk

when you walk in jock the vibe and then walk out

Anna pulled a total jock and walk last night.

by annajocksandwalks August 7, 2021

tape-jockey

n. A computer operator in a data center. Connotates an IT person with a brainless, repetitive or tedious job, such as a backup operator.

Make sure the tape jockey's know that this new database needs to be backed up daily.

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman

Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Basement Jockey

Someone who spends most of their time in their relatives' basements for their own personal hobby. Linux coders.

"Dan spent all night downstairs coding up the new kernel patch, he's a real basement jockey"

by Billy_Brasky1 December 31, 2008

Speed Jocked

When rolling in your whip on the street a slow driver pops infront of you making you decrease your speed

Hey niggah im sorry that im late this bitch Speed Jocked me i was doing 65 and she made me do 30

by lilnater July 12, 2009