Jizzmess

What may or may not be left on a piece of clothing after a one night stand with a guy unable to aim properly.

-What's that horrible spot on your dress darling?
-Jizzmess

by ekkilop March 15, 2009

Jizzup

A jamaican/English slang term used to describe ejaculation.

Hey did you see that girl on the bus over there?
I'd love to jizzup her face!

Or * I jizzup all over her last night*

by Hom2436 May 3, 2018

Jizzmin

Someone who prematurely ejaculates

Hey John, I jizzed in my pants on the beach when a girl touched me.

John: your new name is jizzmin, jizzzmmmiiinnn

by Meh arco December 16, 2020

old jizzom trail

a "snail trail", or dried line of spermatozoa, evidence of dried (or wet!) male effluent

i had to clean my sheets when i saw the old jizzom trail

looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013

Jizzman

A worthless pledge who enjoys consuming his own semen on a regular basis. Often brags about how awesome he is, but is in actuality a invaluable piece of shit.

Tell that fucking Jizzman to get me a beer.

by beaux flex February 25, 2011

jizum

a word used out of frustration. can be replaced by fuck or shit.

that stupid jizuming test was hard as a jizum.

by i see black people February 25, 2003

jizum monkey

'Jizum' - literal translation is seamen, spunk, cum, man juice, etc. Monkey is self explanatory. However a 'Jizum Monkey' - is a person who essentially is full of energy, smiles a lot, bounces off the walls, to the point of annoyance - but this is generally an affectionate insult / name rather than a term used to insult someone for derogatory means. Jizum monkey was used in the UK British TV sitcom 'Game On'. The character, Matthew Malone used it to insult Martin Henson, a ginger haired banker.

Pascal is a jizum monkey.

Get off my bouncy castle you fucking jizum monkey!

Rachel - your such a jizum monkey - but i love ya.

Jon insited that he was not a jizum monkey, but more of a skunk-pussy.

by Pascal Dalton June 13, 2008