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jismhole

A jismhole is a person who is:

1 - Stupid
2 - Gay
3 - Annoying
4 - A friend
5 - A layers
6 - Your dad(s)
7 - Your slave
8 - A hole at the end of a penis
"Cmon jismhole, we have to go!"
"You jismhole, I can't believe you lugged up the toilet!"
"That jismhole can't sing!"
"Jismholes are invading!"
by Spencer B. June 20, 2004
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jissele

Some one who sucks her own vagina
booty is her name jissele
by Macaroninoodles February 22, 2017
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Jismslap

Noun. To ejaculate in ones hand and them slap their girlfriend/wife/partners ass with said jizz covered hand.

popularized in 2012 by the comedy sketch show "The Station 2" on youtube.
Hey hun tonight I'm totally going to jismslap you.

Or

dude, you wanna jismslap tonight?
by Pandaman3141 February 20, 2012
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jismslap

When you cum in your hand and slap your girlfriend's ass. It's a loving gesture between two adults.
Dude 1: Guess what bro!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: I jismslapped my girlfriend!
Dude 2: Finally!
by ricksterrrbruh March 22, 2012
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jismdrink

the jismdrink is were you jizz on someones shoe and put wires on it making it stick on the spod and than making the cunt drink the spooge of the shoe causing them to get electricuted by the wires stuck on the jitler.
Warning: you must be 1 yrs old or over to peform a jismdrink on someone you hate maybe the wife would be fucking good
jimmy peformed his fucking first jismdrink yesturday yes 3 years old hes just like his mother only she has a ribbed dick
by jackroll June 25, 2006
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Jissel

A hoe who loves to date anyone they meet she is also a fuck girl who loves innocent boys
Jissel went out with the whole word.
by Anonymously nonbinary July 13, 2017
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JIMS

Stands for: Jesus Is My Savior

Describes a person who is conservative due to extremely strict religious beliefs.

You can typically spot a JIMS if they have a lot of Facebook photos with their Church friends.
They don't do any sexual or illicit activities such as partying as they view it as against their religion.

Typical things that a JIMS would say is:

"I really hope my church friend asks me to prom!"
"No sorry, I'm waiting until marriage"
"I don't need a man because I have Jesus!"
"Don't worry, I'll pray for you"
Guy 1: Dude she's really cute. Should I ask her to prom?

Guy 2: Sorry man. She's a JIMS. She is already going with her church friend after they have dinner with their pastor after talking about the book of Genesis.
by j.park September 23, 2016
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