Jerry Falwell

A terrorist.

Hates blacks, women, homosexuals, and anyone who isn't a "born again" Christian.

Jerry Falwell should be shot repeatedly and left to die.

by camry July 2, 2005

queef jerky

An old, dried up piece of cunny

Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!

by Alexander Papsmear April 7, 2005

Jerky McTrigger Slap

How Jeff Dunham Shoots a gun.

You sure are a Jerky McTrigger Slap with that pistol.

by an awesome dude 2010 August 18, 2010

Jerk Jerky

Skin that peels off your dick, caused by too much masturbating.

Mike: "After jacking off to Tina Fey 6 times yesterday, my boomstick has the worst case of jerk jerky."

Adam: "Damn! You should have used some lotion or something."

by Professor Booty, M.F.A. November 26, 2010

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

Thank You Jerry

A statement found on several Deadheads' vehicle rear bumpers expressing thanks to the late Jerry Garcia, singer, guitarist, songwriter and icon for the San Francisco roots rock band the Grateful Dead. The Grateful Dead disbanded in December 1995 after the death of Jerry Garcia earlier in the year.

The Grateful Dead are an American institution.
They truly loved to play rock'n'roll music as well as its roots, the band was very devoted to these things.
Thank you Jerry.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007

jerry-rig

To fix or put together using non-standard or improvised materials. A derivation of jury-rig, from the nautical term jury mast. This term refers to a temporary mast raised when the normal mast has been lost due to storm or battle. This is probably a short form of injury mast.
Not to be confused with Jerry-built, which refers to an original construction of poor quality.

"Jim jerry-rigged his carburetor open with a paper clip and some aluminum foil"

by Phranklin April 17, 2006