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"Java" is a slang term for "coffee" named after an Indonesian island where coffee beans grow well. Hence, there's even the slang term "java junkie" meaning "coffee addict".
I can't start my day without a cup of java; it's the only thing that gets me out of bed and ready to face the world.
by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025
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Java-Basking

The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling
Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?

Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!

Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!
by Ouroboros1 July 23, 2011
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