Tall, slightly chunky man with dark facial hair. Loves Black T-shirts and his sexy girlfriend. He has a fetish with boobs. His popsicle is slight smaller than normal. He never rejects you when you ask for a ride in his man van. He's a sweet and loving boyfriend but makes mistakes and doesnt really understand the female type. He has kind of a numb personality but is extremely loyal..... I mean REALLY LOYAL. He will be whatever you want hime to be. He is my bestfriend, my boyfriend, and my slave. He also enjoys blowing on lucy, his trombone....:D
by Ned Bluska October 29, 2010
by ArttRarr August 26, 2008
He is a big dick of a person , he tends to play with people on purpose, and jerks off to his mom more times then counted
by Echo_nunya February 25, 2017
by AliiiB April 12, 2019
He is a wiener! He doesn’t deserve anything he gets and he is the most ANNNOOYYYIIINNNGGGGG person on earth. He will take advantage of your kindness and he will make sure he always gets what he wants. He will never say he’s sorry and he’s a complete jackass!!
by lala136 December 31, 2018
The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.
God let me fuck Jared
by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023
by crazy wild niqqa May 04, 2019