Jared

Tall, slightly chunky man with dark facial hair. Loves Black T-shirts and his sexy girlfriend. He has a fetish with boobs. His popsicle is slight smaller than normal. He never rejects you when you ask for a ride in his man van. He's a sweet and loving boyfriend but makes mistakes and doesnt really understand the female type. He has kind of a numb personality but is extremely loyal..... I mean REALLY LOYAL. He will be whatever you want hime to be. He is my bestfriend, my boyfriend, and my slave. He also enjoys blowing on lucy, his trombone....:D
by Ned Bluska October 29, 2010
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The art of escaping in an otto bin
He chucked a Jared
He got out by Jareding
by ArttRarr August 26, 2008
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He is a big dick of a person , he tends to play with people on purpose, and jerks off to his mom more times then counted
" hey when it comes to guys I don't wanna be a Jared ."
by Echo_nunya February 25, 2017
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Man that guy Jared has a baby shark
by AliiiB April 12, 2019
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He is a wiener! He doesn’t deserve anything he gets and he is the most ANNNOOYYYIIINNNGGGGG person on earth. He will take advantage of your kindness and he will make sure he always gets what he wants. He will never say he’s sorry and he’s a complete jackass!!
Calls mom at work:“Mom can u tell Jared to stop bothering me”
by lala136 December 31, 2018
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The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.
by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023
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have you heard about Jared? i heard he has a 12 incher
by crazy wild niqqa May 04, 2019
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