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Israeled

The act of complaining about something that is not yours, never has been and yet you lie to the world claiming it is.
I know that Aaron and his family lived on that property for ages, but I want it and no one else wants me, so I will say the property is mine. Aaron stole my property.

I have been Israeled.
by THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LAND January 31, 2024
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When the country you've been trying to destroy for 75 years keep beating you in every war you start.
Bob broke into someone's house, shot his family and kidnapped his baby.
Now Bob is getting bombed into oblivion.
Bob has been Israeled.
by SoVeryIsraeli January 31, 2024
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Israeled

When you get scapegoated for something factually incorrect.

When you reclaim your factual history despite the masses trying to overwrite it with lies.
Have you heard about time Israel colonized the Levant?

Yeah! It’s actually their indigenous homeland, so when people tell them to decolonize and go back to where they’re from, that’s actually what they did!

They’ve been Israeled with people making up fake history to cover up Jewish history, just like when Judaea was renamed Palestine by the Romans and when the Arabs built Al Aqsa on top of the holiest Jewish site, which isn’t even in the Arab’s holiest city Mecca. It’s quite sad, and we should all support Israel and their right to claim their factual history.
by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023
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Israel

Israel is a country located in the southern Levant and is currently the only Jewish country in the world.
While Israel's existence is controversial, most people and international law regard its existence as legitimate.
"I hate Israel, It is a settler colonial state that has been occupying the palestinian territories for 56 years now"
by ONOR1S December 20, 2023
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Israeled

When the rightful existing owner of a possession gets dispossessed and disowned over time explicitly and forcefully by another entity, usually known to all.
**The cunning brothers deprived the sister from their father’s properties and declared that to be theirs. She got israeled by her brothers.

**My friend isaraeled me. He borrowed some books from me and now not returning them saying they were actually his.
by ShezMez November 16, 2023
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Israeling

The repeated telling of a lie.

One = lie
2+ = lies.

Repeated lies = Israeling
He won't admit it; he just keeps Israeling.
by Pseoudocreem January 6, 2024
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israel

A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.

Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.

According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'

Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey.'

So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?

‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.

Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine/israel as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion, their culture and israel, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.

Note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
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