iPhone Xs Max

An expensive ass phone which the rich bitches can buy

dude 1: did you see the new iPhone Xs Max?
dude 2: No, Is it just more expensive without any new features?
dude 1: hell Yeah!
dude 2: (lemme) go get me one.

by SomewhatShook September 20, 2018

blame my iphone

A phrase used when your iPhone's alarm doesn't go off on time due to the iOS software bug which apparently affects recurrent alarms on daylight savings and year end dates.

Good afternoon boss, I overslept 5 hours today, sorry, blame my iphone.

by typec4st January 2, 2011

iPhoneographer

One who captures photos with an iPhone. Then edits, manipulates & presents them in a unique manner. This type of photography is also known as iPhoneography.

Sweet Cheeks Willie is an amazingly talented iPhoneographer.

by hard2find4 October 13, 2009

iPhone

An pathetically overpriced smartphone made with backdated, non standard and cheap material. Softwares are also utterly garbage. Only Steve Jobs simps buy this pile of shit.

Android user: Why the fuck you use iPhone? Stop using it.
iPhone user: but Steve Jobs...
Android user: U gay

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

iPoo

The act of using your iPhone, iPod or iPad whilst taking a crap. Also known as the iPee if you are only taking a leak.
Useful if your employer has banned them during working hours.

Trevor: Wow, I'm so addicted to my iPhone that I can't put it down!
Bruce: Me too, I like to iPoo at work!

by Squik February 4, 2010

iPhone time

A period of time reserved for the making of a bowel movement, plus an indeterminate duration after that in the same location, while wrapping up the game, email or facebook checking you're engaged in.

I'll be back in ten minutes, I need some iPhone time.

by l0ner August 6, 2010

iPhone Glove

Gloves with touch capabilities used to answer an iPhone without their removal, unlike normal gloves.

My iPhone gloves allowed me to not miss an important interview callback today.

by rebr7808 September 11, 2010