Traffic sushi

Grocery store sushi that you buy and eat in your car when you are stuck in traffic on your way home.

I spilled soy sauce in my car because I had traffic sushi the other day.

by Rubadook January 27, 2020

Traffic lighting

Traffic lighting (use emojis)

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When somebody has been more than idiotic or dumb you use Traffic lighting

by Andy_Connor March 17, 2020

mexican traffic

When landscaping trucks take up the entire street rendering the said street impassable, thus causing traffic.

Sorry I'm late but I hit some Mexican Traffic

by Phenen October 24, 2017

Traffic King

An individual who has gone beyond the call of duty in the world of cannabis smuggling. One who is solid in all aspects, and has moved at least 100 kilos throughout their career. A real runner who never sweats. Lastly the person must be certified by the state of Ohio as a felony trafficker.

Between all the Michigan and Cali trips Kevin's kept Columbus supplied for years, the state should give the Traffic King those 4 bricks back when it's finally legal.

by Sir droski420 September 7, 2018

crosstown traffic

Crosstown traffic is a unique and pleasurable sexual act involving two partners of either gender. It is performed by evenly aligning both partners' anuses and having one partner crap inside of his/her partner's anus. The recieving end of the act has been described as pleasant, yet messy.

Alfonso: "Did you guys have sex?

Maurice: "No, but we did crosstown traffic."

Alfonso: "Awesome!"

by Dangerous Larry December 31, 2007

Traffic coning

When people are holding up where your trying to go or what your trying to do such as in traffic, blunt rotation, or taking too long to get ready

Guy 1: yo where you at therea mad girls here
Guy 2: im on the parkway tryin to get over there but niggas is traffic coning hard

by mrpiffington7 November 19, 2015

traffic whore

When a group of websites, similar in content or subject, all repeat the same information to get more traffic on their pages.

Usually this arrives to the point that articles are ripped from the related sites' pages and distributed on other related sites without acknowledging which site published the article first.
The most common case is the riping of memes, images, and vidoes for the same purpose.

In context:
Digg, Youtube, and Ebaums World circulate the same content, often leading to fanboy debates on irc, forums, or image boards about which site is better.

Ebaums is such a traffic whore. They put up the same video right after Youtube.

by Rinji_HalfElf May 10, 2008