When a male loans his wang or male sex organ to a female aka having loan sex. The female must pay back the male within a reasonable time or else she is forced to become his pimp.
"Man,I would loan wood to her."
"When are you going to loan your wood to me, big guy?"
"That bitch hasn't paid me back yet,I loaned her my wood!!!"
"When are you going to loan your wood to me, big guy?"
"That bitch hasn't paid me back yet,I loaned her my wood!!!"
by The Woodsman aka ARF January 9, 2009
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Get the Wood closet mug.The boner you get that will rival blue balls. Caused from going to long between nut busts. May or May not be influenced by workout supplements. Tren, D-aspartic acid, Horny goat weed, Tongkat ali, and a few others can cause it. Will get a boner that throbs like the Incredible Hulk, veins ready to burst, mushroom tip hard as a cinder block.
After a week on this new cycle, I kept getting Rage wood. I could steer my car no handed on my 45 minute commute.
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I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
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A girl who had practice wood often wears a purity ring. This is used to make others believe she is still a virgin, and help her to believe it herself.
Ron wanted to be Rebecca's practice wood . He proclaimed himself a Christian and joined the local Young Republican's group. When around her, he would say "Praise Jesus" whenever anything remotely good happened. After 3 days, Ron became Rebecca's practice wood. Ron also discovered he wasn't her first practice wood, even though she was "still a virgin."
When a girl is "Still a virgin" because she wants to wait until she is married before having sex, she will engage in sexual intercourse with a male (the practice wood), but not count it and still proclaim her virginity.
Ron wanted to be Rebecca's practice wood . He proclaimed himself a Christian and joined the local Young Republican's group. When around her, he would say "Praise Jesus" whenever anything remotely good happened. After 3 days, Ron became Rebecca's practice wood. Ron also discovered he wasn't her first practice wood, even though she was "still a virgin."
When a girl is "Still a virgin" because she wants to wait until she is married before having sex, she will engage in sexual intercourse with a male (the practice wood), but not count it and still proclaim her virginity.
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