The water you drink when you wake up in the middle of the night that tastes like it came from a mountain spring blessed by God himself.
by guitarsandroses November 10, 2019
The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.
In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.
Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.
Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.
or
How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
or
How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
by arseblog July 31, 2009
Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.
Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
by Conker1 October 05, 2016
What is this? Ugh it stank. Oh, it’s grey water, it’s basically piss and shet . I am just telling you.
by Jazzy asthmatic asthetic October 02, 2019
Something that is similar to something else, but with less features. Altered so as to be weaker in force, content, or value.
The term “Watered Down” comes from when drinks are diluted with water to be made weaker. But can be applied to other things.
The term “Watered Down” comes from when drinks are diluted with water to be made weaker. But can be applied to other things.
by Enviro May 07, 2020
by King of Clubs May 17, 2007
The healthiest, wisest and most kind choice of a drink. Are you sick? Are you lonely? Are you thirsty? Horseback water will not only quench your thirst but quench your societally needs. HBW will whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Horseback water is the healthiest form of liquid you can digest. The sole proprietor and the current birthright holder of HBW is Frankie Lagana.
by Sean Rampolla November 15, 2020