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blooming onion

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.
person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.
by busa quikie August 12, 2024
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Blooming

"Aw fuck dude... dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!
by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024
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Blooming

Aw fuck dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!
by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024
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Bloom

A god, someone who knows exactly what to do instantly. Treats people with such care and doesn't take anything for granted.
"I met Bloom yesterday"

"OMG REALLY!?!?!, I'm so JEALOUS
by dum9328 May 24, 2021
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Bloom Method

The Bloom Method is a scientifically-backed technique that eliminates digital distractions, including addictive apps like TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, and even p*rn. Using the Bloom Card, it blocks these distractions, helping you focus on high-value tasks such as studying, working on projects, or improving your health. Over time, it rewires your habits, replacing mindless scrolling with intentional, productive actions, leading to increased focus, healthier habits, and greater overall success.
by loadingllama March 30, 2025
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bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head
by iamadictonary March 1, 2011
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Bloom-Bloom Head

Typically used in place of Butt Head,beacuse one's mother does not allow the word Butt Head to be used in her presence.
You are a Bloom-Bloom Head!
by Jessica Garcia June 11, 2008
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