A Wounded Impala

A person suffering from a severe hangover after a night of heavy drinking of Captain Morgan, Dark Rum

"Man, after all those rums last night, I woke up feeling like a wounded impala."

by CousinRayRay August 3, 2024

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Wobble-Banisher-Implement

Also known as shims or a wobble-wedge a piece of wood or rubber used to stabilize a table or furniture. The term Wobble-banisher-implement was first used by a redditor on r/EnglishLearning and many people have liked it.

I will get a wobble-banisher, my desk is wobbly
A: "What do you call this wobble-banisher-implement you insert under uneven legs of a table?"
B: "A shim or a wedge"

by boomering December 10, 2023

Vlad the Impala

Small, timid, African game animal. Or a rather unimpressive active homosexual.

At 150 kgs, with a two inch fuze, Vlad the Impala terrorised his local gay bar to loud shouts of “Is it in yet?” from his victims.

by Maggie T November 24, 2025