Someone that has very weird humor , commonly will like apples and have some random rivalry with oranges , they also might have discord for some reason other to share that they like apples.
Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.
If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.
If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Apple humor examples
"Hey guys... I really really love apples"
"Apples taste amazing"
"Oh yeah those cute apples"
"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"
"I want to marry that apple"
"I once dated an apple"
"Hey guys... I really really love apples"
"Apples taste amazing"
"Oh yeah those cute apples"
"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"
"I want to marry that apple"
"I once dated an apple"
by Verby February 17, 2022
Get the Apple Humormug. dark humor is a way of telling jokes that may seem problematic/horrific/rude to some individuals.
it does NOT include: racism, homophobia, sexism, r@pe jokes, etc.
if you make/you laugh at "jokes" containing listed things you are a bad person and you're trying to justify it.
it does NOT include: racism, homophobia, sexism, r@pe jokes, etc.
if you make/you laugh at "jokes" containing listed things you are a bad person and you're trying to justify it.
DARK HUMOR JOKE:
Person #1: Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Person #2: HAHAHA!
NOT DARK HUMOR JOKE:
Person #3: I was r@ped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Person#4: Bro... that's f-ed up!
Person #1: Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Person #2: HAHAHA!
NOT DARK HUMOR JOKE:
Person #3: I was r@ped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Person#4: Bro... that's f-ed up!
by finthefrog February 21, 2021
Get the dark humormug. Penis Humor : 1) When you go to the bathroom in the middle of or after making love to take a piss, and it comes out in 3 or more streams, some aimed at your upper leg. 2) Premature ejaculation. 3) Taking-the-bus-wood. 4) Whiskey Dick. 5) Your penis never really cared how ugly she was.
by Bjorn Star March 6, 2010
Get the Penis Humormug. Dark humor is joking about your own trauma, instead of bashing on people that have done literally nothing to you, that's just called being a dick.
Person1: When I was a child I was beaten with a belt by my dad, i guess he was telling me to just beat it.
Person2: What? That's not funny.
Person1: Well, Its called dark humor. Only other people that have experienced the same trauma as me may find it funny too, but people who may not have experienced it might not get it, or find it offensive.
Person2: What? That's not funny.
Person1: Well, Its called dark humor. Only other people that have experienced the same trauma as me may find it funny too, but people who may not have experienced it might not get it, or find it offensive.
by t0ysandtricks August 14, 2021
Get the Dark Humormug. by tnt_2018 May 25, 2019
Get the remmy humormug. Guy 1: You shithead faggot, your going to eat dicks and lick ass
Guy 2: Classic gmod humor, my favorite
offended sjw: aaaaaa!!!! this is so offensive to me!!!
Guy 2: Classic gmod humor, my favorite
offended sjw: aaaaaa!!!! this is so offensive to me!!!
by The Greying Dog March 23, 2021
Get the gmod humormug. When someone knows he has terminal cancer, and he defuses the sadness for others, quite bravely, by hiding his pain around loved ones.
John: That woman is gorgeous. And by the way, your sister is such a sweetie.
Jill: I agree.
Later. . . .
Jill: What happened to John, sister?
Fran: Oh, he passed away. You didn't know he had terminal cancer? Didn't you see the bandage on his ear?
Jill: I suppose he was just implementing tumor humor for me. I never knew about John's cancer.
Fran: May he rest in peace.
Jill: I agree.
Later. . . .
Jill: What happened to John, sister?
Fran: Oh, he passed away. You didn't know he had terminal cancer? Didn't you see the bandage on his ear?
Jill: I suppose he was just implementing tumor humor for me. I never knew about John's cancer.
Fran: May he rest in peace.
by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018
Get the tumor humormug.