horseshoe crab

this is a sexual act between homosexual men where one man adjusts his penis in such a way that it makes a horseshoe shape where the tip is near his belly button. this hole is then penetrated by the other man. the term comes from the horseshoe appearance of the first mans penis.

Gay guys like to horseshoe crab each other.

by makingyourday December 11, 2011

horses

trojan condoms...what you put on yo dick so u dont knock her up.

horses with my boxers on...horses with my boxers on..you got yo t-shirt and yo pannies i got horses with my boxers on.

by bob oliver November 11, 2006

I Got The Horses In The Back

The song 'Old Town Road' has a line 'I Got Horses In The Back', normally used as a meme.

Dunkan: Hey Frank, where are the horses?
Frank: I Got The Horses In The Back
Billy Ray Cyrus: Horse tack is attached
Lil Nas X: Hat is matte black.
Dunkan/Frank: The hell?

by CrystleJex April 9, 2019

horses are running wild

To be in a state of constant meetings and so unavailable for contact.

Gwen's horses are running wild today - she never picks up her extension.
It all kicks off when Gwen's horses are running wild.

by verybadgolf May 9, 2014

Horseshoe hangover

When you've been riding horses all day and you're too hungover to have sex.

"Kim's been competing in the horse show all day and her horseshoe hangover is too bad to have sex with Richard"

by Carissa_explainsitall June 23, 2018

Horseshoe

John had a hard history test 3rd block, so he pulled out his can of Copenhagen and placed a giant horseshoe between his cheek and gum. John nutted in his pants and did a ripper Magoo when the buzz kicked in. John got an A+ on his history test because he realized that he worked for Copenhagen. John and coach Hollensbe banged a cheap hooker in the parish center to celebrate their success.

Did you guys just see mick pack a huge horseshoe in his lip, wow he must have a big pecker for that size of pinch!!

by Give me a beer in the c shop February 9, 2019

housesupreme

A savage which is bit of a Hype Whore. Loves dank memes and and hoes

Your such a houseSupreme bro.

by Dchatts March 27, 2019