Hoeface

Slang for BFF or Best friends Forever

Also a best friend thats "a little too close"

Dylan: Hey whats up?

Nichole: Wanna be my hoeface?

Dylan: sure!!!

Nichole: BFF!!!!

by Thunder Sampson August 20, 2009

Hoffhasseling

Making cruel and judgemental remarks about ones past. Especially if these remarks involve any of the following:
•Cheeseburgers
•Alcohol
•Sex
•Singing

•Having sex with a piece of plastic(Also known as Pamela Anderson)

Gilbert Gottfried: "David Hasselhoff walks into a bar every morning. . . And then stays there until it closes!"
That Guy: STOP HOFFHASSELING DAVID!!!

by Rostra Maximus August 17, 2010

hassel to the hoff

David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.

Hassel to the Hoff's new single went platinum in Germany.

by the birds and trees February 27, 2007

heffa

Bovine, cow, lard ass, fatty, etc.

that heffa besta get steppin!!!

by Salty92559 May 14, 2005

Hoffman

Stubborn as an ass but will NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE.

That Hoffman girl is very persevering. I wish I could be like her.

by Life’s Key May 14, 2018

hoeface baboon

a bitch who is a hoe and looks like a baboon

emily shopland

by kyle richards April 3, 2003

heffa

Any female who is out of line in what ever way and especially those who pisses me off

That heffa that cll my office fussing because she can not get her money back

by Theonlyone January 20, 2004