Hindude

A guy working at a foreign call center whose real name is Rajesh but calls himself 'Bob' who is like the guys that say stuff like "How about those Yankees?" to Americans in order to "build rapport" even though they don't give a shit about sports, except that Hindudes will attempt to use colloquial English and slang in order to sound cool.

The Hindude said, 'sorry man, my bad one' when he fucked up my phone number. LOL.

by rhinozrus January 11, 2010

hindu nationalism

hindu nationalism is an ideology based around the idea that non hindus should not have (living)rights in India. they have been critisized for using the holocaust as an example on why different cultures should not co-exist. they have also been austacized for spreading the conspiracy theory of ''love jihad''.

the BJP(ruling party) is a supporter of hindu nationalism

by @mrkulci June 29, 2019

Hindu-Semitism

The attribution of each of the three Semitic (monotheistic) faiths to a Hindu caste by their status in the paradigm of messianism.

Christians receive Brahmanic status due to the arrival of their messiah, Jews receive Kshaitrya status due to their search for a messiah through a national state, and Muslims receive Dhalit status due to their ultimate reconciliation of the Oedipal conflict between Judaism and Christianity through (vapor) Sharia law.

Hindu-Semitism reconciles Jews and Gentiles by preventing Jews from receiving Dhalit status as was the case during medieval Europe and by preventing Jews from receiving Brahmanic status as is the case during the current scientific materialist era.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 18, 2019

hindubi

Hindubi is a girl with the most loving heart but never shows it to anyone.She will give her whole life if you are an important person in her life.You should have a Hindubi in your life.If you do not then its your loss.
She is a beautiful person in and out.She will be there with you through thick and thin at all times.

I NEED A HINDUBI RIGHT NOW IN MY LIFE!!

by chingumingu November 23, 2021

Hinduism

a religion that destroys its own people because of the belief in reincarnation.

Hindu: Im so hungry because the rats ate all the crops but I can't kill them becuase one might be grandpa, and there are some cows over there eating more food but i cant eat them because one might be grandma.

by ToleranceSucks December 27, 2004

Hindustanti

The language that had split into the modern languages of Hindi and Urdu. Until Pakistan separated from India in 1947, the two languages were the same. Though they are now considered separate languages, they are mutually-intelligible, meaning that a Pakistani can speak to an Indian in Urdu, and an Indian to a Pakistani in Hindi, and can comprehend what they say to each other. The main difference is in their writing systems. Urdu is written in the Arabic alphabet, while Hindi is written in the Sanskrit alphabet.

Professor, I have a question. Is it Hindustanti, or Hindi-Urdu?

by Gaijin-san January 10, 2013

humdudgeon

A word to describe:
1) A person down on his/her luck
2) A grumpy fuckwad
3) Someonewho sits in the corner of parties angrily eyeing guests, or pervertedly leering at the young female guests
4) Someone who sits in the corner at a party POKING other guests as they walk by...usually with a drink in their hands.

Also known asa high-dudgeon

one: "yo, dude! Who invited the humdudgeon?"
two: "I dunno, but that fuckwad keeps hittin' on Claire."

by fender_bender May 4, 2005