hefer

A slang meaning toward a female. Usually implying that the person is mean or rude.

Dang, Krissy was rude acting like she owned the place. That hefer.

by connotationqueen May 21, 2015

heffer111

A man that likes it up the ass.

I like it like heffer111.

by notrct1221 July 6, 2003

Heffernan

A stuttering, mysterious Sears bound lad. Commonly goes by "cashier." Known for his dry humored jokes, and loves hitting on the babes. Tosh.0 is his love and finds pleasure and gets off to his good friend matt. Gets red on command and sweats profusely

Oh would you look at what Heffernan is doing now.

by John D. Ledwigh June 5, 2011

Heffer

a dumb nasty fat bitch

i hate that heffer

by erqui13 June 20, 2008

Heffy

Short name for Hefeweizen, a type of beer that is brewed with wheat, as opposed to the more common barley. It's unfiltered, cloudy, and kicks the shit out of your common on-tap special. A favorite of beer snobs everywhere.

Slovenly Drunk: "Dude, let's go get a case of Bud Light!"

Sophisticated Beer Snob: "I'll drink that piss when I'm dead. Give me a Heffy or give me death."

by The Motherfuckin' Mailbox October 5, 2007

Heff

Hell and Fuck(eff) mixed to make a more suitable word of context for those around the vulnerable eared people. ie children, bosses, nuns, priests, old people.

What the heff is that on your shirt?

by Nik-Weezy January 13, 2009

heifer

1.A young cow, especially one who hasn't given birth to a calf.

2.A large woman who is comparable with the size of a cow and sometimes even a house.

3.A woman, fat or skinny, who eats a lot of food.

1. Aww, look at that heifer it's so cute. I can't wait for it to have a calf!

2.That heifer can't fit in here, she'll take up the whole room.

3.Heifer gotta eat.

by k8thegreat January 14, 2012