Heffer

Old fisherman or old person.

That Heffer just smiled at me.

by Phail and Dan October 27, 2008

Gorilla Heffer Pig

A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.

Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.

by Doglet August 27, 2010

hefer roach

a word used when a girl is agitating you.

when some chick is bothering you,say......
get the fuck out my face hefer roach

by briaW March 1, 2008

Heeler

A slang term for shit.in particular, one that is particularly solid

my hole is killing me after the heeler i took.it was so hard it cut the arse off me

by winstonwolfe July 24, 2009

Heever

Someone who tries too hard to lift something that isn't even heavy because of how weak they are. They usually make grunting noises when not needed.

That guy at the gym was a heever

by Chabby June 11, 2014

Heifer

A woman who is healthy womannot necessarily fat but sturdy looking and attractive.

Billy Bob said to Bob Billy, "She looks like a healthy woman."
Bob Billy to Billy Billy, "Yep, she's a heifer."

by New Eglish February 20, 2018

Holiday Heffer

Someone who goes out of their way to ruin your holidays. mainly christmas

Sally: Hey Juniper lets go get some crackers for Christmas day!!!

Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...

Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!

by MurphMonster January 3, 2009