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"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 21, 2020
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your mothers a hatch

the best insult for people to call others mother
Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot
by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 24, 2018
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The Hatch

The worst Roblox event to ever be held, with The Haunt being a close second. Most of the games in it are pure slop and apparently Roblox used generative AI for the eggs. Even Carl the NPC himself hates the event and his game is participating in it. Yes, Roblox games in The Hatch are hating on the event. Not to mention the official game for it has a <30% like rating. The event proves that Roblox support AI and that they either don't play the games on their platform, or they love to glaze Sprunki for some reason.
A Roblox player: What the fuck Roblox?? I'm not playing "Find The Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" and "Sprunki Killer" for an egg!
Another Roblox player: I know, right? The Hatch fucking sucks.
by anonymous July 5, 2025
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Hatch a Duck

Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".

It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"

"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"

"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"
by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009
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Mr Hatch

Leading the way to success and greatness.

A man who is destined for fortune and fame in the world horse racing game.

STATS DON'T LIE
by Stud70 March 7, 2018
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Fuzzy hatch

A hairy pussy that is shut too tight
I could not do any thing to her with that fuzzy hatch
by Jackparker November 2, 2017
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The Hatch

The worst Roblox event to ever be held, The Haunt being a close second. The official game has a <30% like rating and apparently Roblox used generative AI to make the eggs. Even Carl the NPC mentions how bad it is and his game is actually in the event. Yes, games in the event are hating on the event because of how bad it is.

The event just proves that
1. Roblox don't play the games on their platform
2. Roblox support AI
3. Roblox love to glaze Sprunki apparently
Roblox player: What the fuck Roblox? I'm not playing "Find the Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" for an egg! What the actual shit??
Another Roblox player: I know, right?? The Hatch is absolutely terrible!!
Another Roblox player: Hey, at least there are some actually decent games, like Work At A Pizza Place and NDS.
Another Roblox player: Nah yall are sleeping on Sprunki Killer
by anonymous July 5, 2025
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