haemoglobin

haemoglobin is the part of the blood that carries oxygen around the body

"Woah dude check out that haemoglobin"

by Sir Jesus H Christ January 20, 2005

hammock sex

Two people involved in sexual intercourse in a hammock. (Hammock) chairs are ideal for accomplising this feat for both pleasure and comfort.

The best pleasure I ever had was hammock sex from the honeymoon hammock.

by Travs November 19, 2007

HAMMO

the present tense of hammered, or extremely intoxicated wherein you will dance on any piece of furniture or make weird decisions

"Last night I was so hammered, but I've been in that OIL all day and right now I'm HAMMO."

"Have you guys seen Andon at all today? He's HAMMO."

"It's gameday and I've been drinking since 8 am. Since we beat Michigan and I'm HAMMO I guess I'll have sex with a questionable girl."

by DON DIESEL October 23, 2007

Panty Hammock

When a girl is so drunk she passes out on the toilet with her head cradled in the crotch of her panties.

My friend Amber was so drunk last night I found her in the bathroom with her head between her legs passed out in her Panty Hammock.

by Jalopylips February 28, 2011

Banana-Hammock

A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)! Discretion and tight-buns required.

Arnold should not wear a banana-hammock - - his modeling days are so over!

by Babe Moore December 3, 2005

hammosexual

A hammosexual is someone who is aroused by glazed hams

Tommy, a hammosexual climaxed at the sight of Jenny's pineapple and bourbon glazed ham

by Suleyman The Magnificent NYC June 16, 2017

hamoodism

The religion of Hamood Habibi, Camello, and Camood, three gods from this religion.

Have you heard of Hamoodism? It’s a great religion!

by Mikael Robertson January 8, 2018