Hastings

A small town in Victoria, Australia. Like most towns in Victoria, it is best known for its heavy use of drugs. Most of the action happens in its dangerous neighbourhood "West Park"
Some say it could be the brother of Frankston

lets smoke up in Hastings and get stoned as fuck

by pufftuff December 8, 2013

Having it large with the lads

A recreational activity at the weekend.
commonly related with pulling fit birds and drinking lots of lager.
and eating lots of pork scratchings and kebabs.
and shouting , 'you tosser!'. to coppers.

'alright my son! after i've finished shaggin this bird ill be having it large with the lads!!'

by Benjamin (KEEP IT POSITIVE) May 17, 2006

Having a laff

Having a Laff, aka danger wank.
Playing with yourself in a public place.

''What have you been up to''

''Not much just down the park having a Laff''

by 00Brookie July 28, 2017

Hasking

A random multiple-word phrase. Usually used to confuse or humor someone.

Mom the abusive laundry is giving me a headache. Don't let the hasking give you

a hyena leg-attack.

by The Appliance Guy February 15, 2018

stop having a Cheney

when someone is freaking out and having a minor coronary over whatever topic you are discussing

A: did you here the team lost? I can't freaking believe it... ...everything sucks, how could they screw up?
B: It's only a stupid football game, stop having a cheney...

by Cameron S December 22, 2002

Having a Milardo

One is said to be "having a Milardo" when one who is usually very mild mannered totally flips out at or in front of his co-workers. This tantrum will have every other word being "Fuck" or "Fucking" or "What the Fuck", and while attempting to remain "blameless" wants to put the screws to whomever has got his dander up in such a way. Formerly referred to as having a "Mauriello".

"Holy Shit! I thought it was going to come to fistacuffs when Joe was having a Milardo at Andrew the other day. He totally lost his mind and went completely berzerk!"

by IT Comedy Contributor October 19, 2004

having one off the wrist

Another way of saying I'm going to masterbate

I put a lock on your door so your mum can't catch you having one off the wrist

by Wanglerz July 23, 2017