the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause
Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …
Harold: …
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 June 12, 2021
Get the Haroldmug. Harold is one of a kind. They specializes in arts and loves to cook and most importantly prefer horror, mystery, and thriller genre. Some days they're outspoken and lively yet mostly they feel left out , pessimistic and just plain tired. They love unconditionally and hates to disappoint everybody. They feel too much such as love , betrayals , hatred and may choose to keep quiet about it. They handle their problems independently and they are not afraid of cutting ties with people who are once a part of their life who brings toxicity that messes their head. If you've met someone whose name starts with H treasure them and make them feel love , they deserve it.
by Beverllia Fourth August 16, 2021
Get the Haroldmug. The slighty lesser known relatives of bib and fanny, made to complete the family tree.
Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!
(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
by bobtheslobthebob October 6, 2021
Get the Harold's your Father and Debra's your Mothermug. Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.
by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022
Get the Richard Harold Piringtonmug. A masterpiece made by the content creator or "pooper" TheMasterPoop.
This is a parody or A "Youtube Poop" of "Harry Potter".
There are currently 4 episodes to this masterpiece:
"Harold Trotter and the Flesh Eatin' Slug Repellent" Part 1 and 2. This YTP series (Meaning Youtube Poop) is based on "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"
"Harold Trotter and the smelly old shew brush" Part 1 and 2. This one is based on "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban".
This is a parody or A "Youtube Poop" of "Harry Potter".
There are currently 4 episodes to this masterpiece:
"Harold Trotter and the Flesh Eatin' Slug Repellent" Part 1 and 2. This YTP series (Meaning Youtube Poop) is based on "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"
"Harold Trotter and the smelly old shew brush" Part 1 and 2. This one is based on "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban".
by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023
Get the Harold Trottermug. The Haroldreligion. We worship our lord and savior Harold and tuck him into bed and read our god bedtime stories. come join us to praise the ninja man, amen
by Victor Sane January 6, 2022
Get the Haroldismmug. A nerdy nerd who seems to be really sarcastic
and cool on the surface, but is actually a
very caring guy once you get to know him.
He is really devoted in mathematics and science
and is a gamer.
He will be one of the smartest guys you will meet ever in your life. If you have any problems, you can just ask him anything and he will help you no matter what.
if you happen to have a Harold near you, treasure him and be his friend.
and cool on the surface, but is actually a
very caring guy once you get to know him.
He is really devoted in mathematics and science
and is a gamer.
He will be one of the smartest guys you will meet ever in your life. If you have any problems, you can just ask him anything and he will help you no matter what.
if you happen to have a Harold near you, treasure him and be his friend.
George:Albert Einstein is so smart! I bet he is as
smart as Harold!
gabe:nah. Albert still got a long gap to reach the
smartness of Harold!
smart as Harold!
gabe:nah. Albert still got a long gap to reach the
smartness of Harold!
by CyberGenius February 21, 2018
Get the Haroldmug.