haberdasher

One who engages in haberdashing.

Look at that haberdasher haberdash.

by Murphy February 14, 2005

halerious

A common misspelling of the word 'hilarious', mostly used over the internet when large handed people with toes for fingers try to type too quickly

"lol im halerious"
"yes but you're 'halerious' because you can't type properly, Caoimhe you illiterate buffoon"

by viciously judgemental hat September 4, 2016

Haber

A person who is a major drug addict that usually texts 12 girls at once that have no self esteem and thinks he has play also will only do curls and arm exercises at the gym and leave early to do more drugs

That kid is such a Haber

by Dan G Sak October 23, 2011

haberdashery

the artful design, creation and selection of fine hats, probably the fruitiest fashion pursuit of them all

And what do you do in your spare time?

by foltor September 2, 2005

Haberdouchery

Any place that caters to, supplies, or attracts a large number of douchebags.

(same: Habadouchery)

1. Don't go to that bar, it's a real haberdouchery.

2. Nice silk shirt, you snag that at the haberdouchery?

by UnnecessaryUmlaut August 29, 2009

Haner

The biggest most fatest cow in the world. It teaches home and careers at bloomfield highschool. if you ever see her don't have food around her or you will loose your arms.

cow are nothing to haner

by Gresty March 29, 2010

Halpert

Only the most beautiful human being you'll ever meet. This amazing green-eyed Uruguayan guy is probably the cutest, most intelligent person ever. He'll teach you new things everyday and will always make you laugh. He gives the best hugs that make you feel safe and warm. He has the freaking best taste in music and is so knowledgeable. He will constantly blow you away with his complex mind and his ability to think deeper than anyone else. He is the kindest, most caring person who always wants to help others. He's the type to relax and watch movies with under a blanket AND the type to go out traveling and trying new things with. His will-power to do what makes him happy shows he'll definitely be going places in life. He especially loves to crunk and grunk. His amazing snuggling skills and taking hints (if you know what I mean) will always leave you missing him when he's not around. You'll be the luckiest person if you can find yourself a Halpert.

"I met the most amazing guy in the world today"
"Oh, do you mean you met a Halpert??"

by Itsbeesly October 3, 2017