Shit hammock

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong hoping it won’t fall over the sides.

Friend: I’m going to shit myself!

Me: Gross it will all be in your pants!
Friend: It’s okay my shit hammock will catch it.

by Baby hulk April 13, 2023

garlic hammock

(n). The female equivalent to the onion bridge. Otherwise know as biffins bridge or perenium.

After 6 days of walking and camping, Vic's garlic hammock was in desperate need of more than a wet wipe wash.

by Bein6rough July 9, 2023

hooping it up in the hammock

To lounge around, relax.

Barbara and Steve were hooping it up in the hammock while eating chicken.

by Szee June 2, 2015

Banana Hamock

= a speedo

Nothing nasty here...

Gay guy wears banana hamock

by kame October 19, 2005

hammock

A sanitary towel of the super-size variety. Will soak up the contents of a boating lake.

The dirty bitch blocked up the shitter with a fucking hammock

by RockMink November 10, 2004

sticky bamboo hammock

Similar to a bannanna hammock, except the bannanna is in fact the bamboo, and you can see cum spots through the material of said hammock.

Check out that bloaks sticky bamboo hammock, you can quite litterally see the goo on the bamboo

by sirpenisoftesticleess January 27, 2009

Banana Hammock

A type of underwear worn by high school football players trying to get a competitive edge on their competition by wearing less fabric, therefore creating less friction.

Bro, sweet game last night!

Ya dude, it was all thanks to our banana hammocks!

by Douglass Banana Team December 12, 2009