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Halpert

Only the most beautiful human being you'll ever meet. This amazing green-eyed Uruguayan guy is probably the cutest, most intelligent person ever. He'll teach you new things everyday and will always make you laugh. He gives the best hugs that make you feel safe and warm. He has the freaking best taste in music and is so knowledgeable. He will constantly blow you away with his complex mind and his ability to think deeper than anyone else. He is the kindest, most caring person who always wants to help others. He's the type to relax and watch movies with under a blanket AND the type to go out traveling and trying new things with. His will-power to do what makes him happy shows he'll definitely be going places in life. He especially loves to crunk and grunk. His amazing snuggling skills and taking hints (if you know what I mean) will always leave you missing him when he's not around. You'll be the luckiest person if you can find yourself a Halpert.
"I met the most amazing guy in the world today"
"Oh, do you mean you met a Halpert??"
by Itsbeesly October 3, 2017
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hamverbot

Most common event that regularly happen on Sundays. The biggest record of events .It's most common on F1 weekends if there is no slow fins.

Hamverbot also refers to dominant items which are untouched and gets quite boring when far apart and one part runs away .
That sunday was so hamverbot

Hamverbot is so common

'My tires are gone'
by Thmecky May 3, 2021
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Haverford School

Gayest school in america for many reasons
-pride themselves on being meatheads but are pussies
-think they're awesome because they get with beat radnor girls
-always travel in packs so they don't get jumped because they are pussies
-Only thing that they are somewhat good at is lacrosse which they are still overrated at
-They go to a school that is all guys all the time (guess their into that sort of thing)
-And probably the gayest they were shorts with their shirt and ties which may just be the pussiest, most homosexual, preppiest and thing ever

-THEIR SLOGAN IS "GREAT MINDS, BIG HEARTS, REMARKABLE BOYS"

-enough said
haverford school guy 1"yooo bro you wanna go rip twine with me?"
guy 2 "of course dude, but hey first let's go get with some totally beat radnor, stoga, and irwins chicks so we can feel good about ourselves bro"
guy 1 "aha dude for sure bro"
guy 2 " yeah dude we are soo awesome"
guy 1 " I know right, maybe just you and I can chil tonight you know...alone"
guy 2 "sounds good to me bra. we do go to an all boys school after all"
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Haverford School

an organization of the largest pussies you will ever meet. having the most over rated sports teams in inter ac along with the worst teams. often seen traveling in packs with scared looks on their faces and will be seen wearing coats and ties or khakis and a hat carrying a lacrosse stick. scared of all other schools especially cha. love to participate in drug rings in there free time while their faculty makes the front pages. their slogan is preparing boys for life ... i'll leave it at that
haverford school guy 1 : broo do you want to go rip some twine with me
guy 2 : nah bro i'd rather sit in my room and jerk you off cause i go to an all guys school
guy 1 : yeah im just pissed i didn't get accepted to cha just like all my other friends
guy 2 : lets go throw some jacket and ties on so we look preppy
guy 1 : good idea bra that would distract from our vagina looking faces
by preparing boys for life March 12, 2017
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HERP HAVER

Someone who is loose sexually and may or may not have genital herpes. Very usful in the fine art of cock blocking.
(guy friend is talking to pretty girl as u walk up). Hey Herp haver its your turn to shoot darts.
by jefffury December 13, 2007
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halfer

a blow job that ends in a hand job
All i got last night was a halfer.
by hooker9 September 1, 2009
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Haverford

AN ALL Boiz skool that is full of gay not hott (except for some) boiz. one boi got suspended for looking at GAY PORN (like two guys) in SCIENCE class.
They also play pocketballs. A game where you punch each other's balls!
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