hairhat

A hat that has a wig attached to it.

We wondered if she were wearing her hairhat because it was stylish or because she was bald.

by Luther Blissettt April 28, 2006

Hatheist

A person that does not believe in the supremacy of Harry Potter.

Kid 1: Harry Potter is so dumb, it's not even real!
Kid 2: What are you talking about, stop being such a Hatheist.

by GinnyandHermione December 23, 2009

Haiti

Haiti is an island naitian in the Caribbean located west of The Domincan Rebublic. Both Haiti and the D.R share the same island of Hispanola. Not all Haitian are black only 60% (including ligth skinned blacks) 40% are Mulatto the rest of Haitians are White (mostley of French,Polish,Greman and Italian. the media potray's Haiti and a hell whole but Haiti is Very beautyful with tons of poltical problems. Haitians speck to Languges French and Creole. 80% of Haitians are Chatolic 20% Are Protestant (note: 40% of haitians also practice voodoo along with Christian faiths). As a White Haitian i should know that Mulattoes and White Haitians often are richer the blacks. Haiti was once Frances riches colony! that sold more suger and coffe then all the british colonies combined! Haiti gained independance in 1804!

Haiti France Matinique

by Jameson Marie-Jeanne March 18, 2008

Haitian Necklace

The act of dousing a used car tire with gasoline, placing it on a human being and setting it ablaze. Usually, the victim has his/her hands tied behind his/her back first, making it impossible to break loose.

During a riot some poor people received a Haitian Necklace.

by Jamon Jamon May 8, 2007

Hafthor

A name for men in iceland.
It's often associated with big dicks, height and strength.

My I wish my dick was as big as Hafthors, his is 8 inches, mines only 3.

by CheeseBiggus November 27, 2018

Haitian Bobsled

To sit on a toilet and defecate in tandem. When one person sits with their back against the water tank and at least one other sits in front of them on the toilet seat and they defecate in a synchronized fashion. If it is two men, the genitals may rest above or below the seat at the individuals discretion.

CAUTION: do not attempt to do with more than 3 people unless you have trained with John Candy.

My friend and I had to shit at the same time and there was only one toilet, so we pulled a Haitian bobsled.

by El Gallo Loco May 31, 2011

Anne Hathaway

A.A beautiful, talented actress with enormous chocolate brown eyes and beatiful pouty lips. (Princess Diaries, Ella Enchanted, Brokeback Mountain) Also, living proof that brunettes are prettier than blondes.

B. William Shakespear's wife's name

Anne Hathaway played the part of Anne Hathaway in Shakespear's biography.

by fags-in-the-shower April 9, 2006