Hurlfriend

Term used most widely to define a female friend who is willing to hold your hair while you vomit. NOT to be confused with the best friend or BFF who will willingly hold your hair, purse or secrets while SOBER.

The Hurlfriend is usually just too drunk to know the difference and will likely regret her actions in the morning

Hey Cindy, thanks for helping a sister out last night - I was really messed up and well, without a Hurlfriend like you I could have messed up my weave....

No probs Tonesha, but don't ever call me again...I can't get your funk out of my Lee Press On's

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Hurley Burley

A Hurley Burley is when you puke or "Hurl" while hardcore buttfucking a "burley" or fat chick. More times than not, the puke is projected onto the girls back followed by rapidly rubbing it into the pores so the fat fuck will suffer for eternity with a shitty puke odor.

"Dude Darren", "I got drunk at a party, and found what I thought was a hot chick until i was sober. It turned out it was a FAT girl! So i gave her a vicious HURLEY BURLEY!!

by STARLIGHT PRODUCTIONS C&W April 19, 2010

A hurling hit and run

When a bitch is sucking your cock and you ram your dick so far down her throat she throws up and as she is throwing up you cum up her nose when she looks back with a puzzled look you donkey punch the shit out of the bitch causing the cum to shoot out of her nose and mix with the throw up then as she lays there unconscious you walk away and laugh

Hey Josh last night the craziest thing happend this bitch was suckin my cock and she threw up so i cummed up her nose it made me so mad i donkey puched that hell out of her to make a long story short i gave her a hurling hit and run

by The ones and only January 16, 2009

hurled

“Hurled” is a fine substitute for any “world” prefixing something you don’t like.

That “world” music is really “hurled” music if you ask me.

by Bottom Ford March 1, 2010

Hurlness

The UGLINESS of a person.

God, the hurlness of that person is 6ft

by scott mccowan August 14, 2006

strawberry hurlock

a cocktail that is popular with gay men, inventor has a lovely ginger afro and an arse that puts j-lo to shame

heres the magic fiver, another strawberry hurlock j-lo

by rossco July 28, 2003

hurlock

To digress continually throughout meetings.

"We wasted 20 minutes of that meeting thanks to John's hurlocking."

by dvcarruth November 10, 2007