gruck

When you grab your homies balls and then fuck them.

Example 1: Yo Jim, I grucked Chris last night!
Example 2: Did you hear about how Steve grucked Ronald the other night??
Example 3: I'm bouta gruck yo ass tonight, Joe!

by ballsacklicker34 September 11, 2020

Gluck

Pronounced (gl-OO-K)

Noun: German composer who performed over 100 operas.

To cause disdain, hatred and love amongst anyone you say the word to. Ex. I'm so angry with your right now, you damn Gluck.

Also, the spirit that enters your body after doing a shot of Jameson. Ex. What the gluck came over me, gimme another one of those.

A semi poo. Occurring when you sit on the toilet for a long period of time, and you think you put in work. Only to turn around and see one small pebble of kibble poop in the toilet.

by roselips January 25, 2011

Gluck

One who is decidedly bad at sliding across desks with surface areas too small for such an accomplishment.

Joe pulled a Gluck the other day

Yeah, what a n00b

by xpestilencex February 22, 2009

Guck

An amalgamation of the words 'gook' and 'cuck'. Used between assholes to start fights.

Asshole #1: "Get away from me you greasy fucking guck"
Asshole #2: "What the fuck did you just say about me you goddamn guck. My dad killed dirty little gucks like you back in korea. That is the greatest insult you could ever say to me!"
Asshole #1: " I'm gonna kill you!!"

by Mr. Guck March 26, 2017

Guck

a special kind of duck, used to describe both Ghoul-ducks and Glow-ducks, but no other kind

guy 1: Look at that sweet guck fight!
girl 1: Yeah, its over this babies candy, the ghoul-duck wanted it but the glow-duck isnt having it

by Gucklover September 8, 2018

Guuked

High or drunk to the point that is shows on your face. It can be an feeling or a description.

Yo I am Guuked right now, I drunk like to shots of henny and smoked a L.

by Munir Waiters November 18, 2003

Gurck

A mannequin without a head.

There are a lot of gurcks in that store.

by New English January 21, 2009