Miracle Grow

When a man sticks his flaccid penis in the poop chute or boner garage and then proceeds to get an erection while inside. Viagra is a catalyst for miracle grow.

I thought Todd was going to disappoint me last night but he turned it around with a miracle grow

by Wooooord Fiend March 12, 2015

Growing Pains

When your testicles become too big for your scrotum. This results in extreme pain.

Growing pains suck worse than getting paid to scratch a monkey's balls!

by Jack N. Eoff August 04, 2008

grow a set

sarcastic comment, insult; implies "grow a set of breasts" or "grow a set of balls";hurled at someone past puberty but implies they have not grown intellectually or physically

Garth, grow a set or get lost, this is a man's game.

Sarah, grow a set, either take off your clothes or go home.

by Jake March 02, 2004

growing boner

adverb; when a boner (usually attained at night when you're about to sleep) feels as if its growing and gives a sort of pain. It doesn't help to masturbate, takes about 5 minutes to wear off. Not to be mistaken for sickle cell disease.

Ho:Wth is that?
You:Oh shit *pain* its a growing boner, get me some ice.

by DaBoneDoctor March 28, 2010

growing mushrooms

Sitting for a long while

My little brother hasn't been doing his chores, he's just hanging around the house , growing mushrooms.

by Little dapper August 10, 2017

grow truck

A customized vehicle utilized by a grow bro for use on a marijuana farm and trips into "town."

Grow trucks are characterized by being lifted, large mud tires, modified exhaust, additional fog lights and a nice paint job.

Did you see the bags of soil in the back of that grow truck? It's that season again!

by pteridophyta July 11, 2012

Grow roots

When you're waiting for something too long

A : You're not gonna wait for him? Don't tell me.. you don't like him anymore?
B : No,I'm not gonna wait for him any longer I'm about to grow roots lmao.

by weerwerrt December 22, 2019