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Grinching

The act of stealing packages from peoples' homes (i.e. porch piracy) during the holiday season. People often partake in grinching to avoid spending their own money on costly Christmas gifts.
A: Hey man, what presents did you buy for your family this year?
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.
by c. wrangler July 14, 2022
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Grinch

A grinch is the most beautiful creature of Whoville. He was neglected in his childhood and held a grudge into his adulthood. The grinch is a hero, the best of all heroes.

Also known as the dude who stole Christmas and your girlfriend.
"Ha! I stole both Christmas and your girlfriend, you assholes. Snarls the Grinch."

"Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, you"
by themonsterunderyourbed35 November 24, 2021
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You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana

With a greasy black peel!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel December 13, 2024
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One-inch grinch

Noun
A cock that is one inch long.
''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''
by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021
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Grinching

Grinching (Verb) When a companion inserts semen back into the urethra by way of blowing said semen through a straw.
Hey babe can you come grinch me?

Wow, I could sure use a good grinching session.
by Helibobter2 May 6, 2024
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Grinch

(verb) To “grinch” or “grinching” refers to the act of taking down and packing up holiday decorations, generally Christmas decorations.

The term is derived from the Dr. Seuss character, the Grinch, who removes all the Christmas decorations in Whoville.
-I gotta grinch my Christmas tree this afternoon.
-Christmas is over; time to do some grinching.
-Brian, it’s November 6th, can you please grinch the Halloween decorations already?
by DoubleUEyeKay January 13, 2025
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Grinch-Hawking

Eyeballing or casing someones property , either for criminal purposes or just coveting something or things that you might want or like.
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""
by Soberscott0 January 7, 2023
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