Gremlin

Small, fuzzy, dangerous as your girlfriend. If you see a gremlin, run like hell. If a gremlin sees you, you're dead meat (see fucked).

Dude.....thats a gremlin isn't it?
Yeah, we're pretty much fucked now.

by Gremlin Cheese July 26, 2003

Gremlin

A maker of mischief; me(for I am popularly known both on and off -line as GrEmLiN - note that I used the name before alt. caps became a n00bish thing)

An evil little creature which tends to radiate bad luck. (Me again)

Small green creature usually blamed for faults in electronic equipment, mainly airplanes.

Mischievous creatures appearing in the popular 80s films 'Gremlins' and 'Gremlins 2' - Two of my personal favorites.

NOTE: Gremlins were the creatures spawned from the Mogwai(Gizmo) - GIZMO WAS NOT A GREMLIN. Gizmo was a Mogwai, and Gremlins are formed(the process begins instantaniously) when a Mogwai comes in contact with water, or is fed after midnight.

A Gremlin was also a nice 2 door sedan but some refer to it as a hatchback, although the VIN coding system refers to it as a non-hatchback, made by American Motors Corp. (AMC) in the 70s. I have two myself.

http://www.gremlinx.com/ is a good reference site.

AMC also owned Jeep until 1988, when Chrysler bought them out for the Jeep name. AMC was formed in 1957 when Nash and Hudson merged.

http://gremlin.lindsaycurran.com/cars/grem1.jpg

http://gremlin.lindsaycurran.com/1GremSig13.jpg

http://www.gremlinx.com

"Gremlins are make-believe!" -Homer J. Simpson

Gremlins(the car) are usually hated upon for a "dorky" look, when reality they are very nice works of art.

Both the car and the creature Gremlins are pretty popular too. Used in many cartoons, movies, television commercials etc.

by GrEmLiN December 17, 2003

Gremlins

The small pieces of weed that sometimes don't get smoked because they got stuck to the top inside edges of your bowl.

Me: "yo don't let those Gremlins go to waste"

Qbert: "ferrrr sure dude I'll pack another bowl"

by Nuggahdamus February 28, 2011

Gremlin

a very cool little car, made by AMC in the 1070's. most commonly called a pimp's car. made because of its light weight,ability to outrun police cars, and pimp those ladies.

aw dude, i saw a yellow gremlin in the parking lot today... whoever drives that MUST be a pimp!

by car-man October 16, 2003

Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.

Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...

by munchkineater March 6, 2012

gremlin protocol

Stopping yourself from doing something stupid after midnight on the recognition that, often, little good can come from impulsive actions after midnight.

Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.

by Schlink238 January 24, 2017

gremlin pussy

When a woman cannot get wet, in a sexually aroused manner

She is beautiful and she’ s got a gremlin pussy...can’t get it wet

by Rex Johnson, Private Eye November 22, 2019