Greg Lougayness

A faggot with a double-dose of queerness who is so gay that he can't laugh without his worn out saucer-sized asshole shitting on everyone. If he's in the room and the cat disappears, just check his ass. Just don't go without your GPS.

The gay waiter pulled a Greg Lougayness in the kitchen, and the next thing you know, a 10lb Bologna stick went missing.

by Raj` October 13, 2008

greg lu position

when you lean over on a table and stick your ass out only to have a meterstick or bottle shoved up your ass

Sanda: Hehe...hes in the greg lu position *shoves meterstick up ass*
Greg: AAUUGGHHH!!!!! MY ASS!!!!

by dastiglovaa September 22, 2011

greek penis

A greek person's penis that is controlled by the gods Zeus and Poseidon. Greek penises are known to be too big and too mighty for many women. Female encounters with these penises have resulted in vaginal tearing and extreme orgasms controlled by Poseidon(God of Water)

Maria: So im going out with Kosta
Nicole: NOOOOOO!!!!
Maria: Why?
Nicole: He has a GREEK PENIS!!!
Maria: OMG I better stay away from him he might cock slap me
Nicole: Your too late greek penises are too powerful
Maria: Fuck your right

by Itchy Scratchy January 12, 2011

Greg Sanders

Very cute. CSI level 1 formerly lab tech before the big explosion in the episode "Play with Fire" season 3. Played by Eric Szmanda. Known for his amusing antics and comments on the show.

Did you see the new episode of CSI: where Greg Sanders danced around with a headress?

by itsxlexyxfoo December 9, 2008

greg heffley

the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls

'look theres greg heffley hes so stupid look at his tiny muscles what a noncey gardener'

by ailisisntaranga June 25, 2020

going greek

to fuck a girl or guy in the ass using olive oil for lube

The chick wanted me to go greek on her ass, so I did and it was awesone.

by Greek Ass Raper August 1, 2005

The Greg Heffley Method

For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.

His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.

by meatball meatball April 14, 2017