the eye crust before it dries and its all saucy like drop of snot but some how it just sits in the corner of your eye
by KyleSmile&DogPile March 13, 2009
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by FagBoy July 7, 2005
Get the Goober mug.verb. An alternate take on the word goober; to goober- to actually laugh out loud while having a conversation with someone while conversing through texts or instant messages, where the other person's voice is not heard.
When you sent me that text in Biochem I goobered really badly. Everyone looked at me like I was a wierdo.
by Jojo Bobinson March 31, 2010
Get the Goober mug.1. a sweet, kindhearted person usually below 5' tall. while a goober can be shy and and reserved, a goober tends to become wild, sing songs no one knows, growl, bite, and run around, but despite all of this is truely beautiful.
2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems.
3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German
4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas.
5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard
6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.
2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems.
3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German
4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas.
5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard
6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.
by Jiffy Comcast May 17, 2006
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Cook: "Gotcha, I love cooking my man."
Cook: "Gotcha, I love cooking my man."
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Get the Goobering mug.Mike Milinauscis a goofy older gentlemen who is a glorified bus boy and great at coming up with stupid jobs that dont accomplish anything and waste a lot of time. has a stupid laugh, comb over, stupid glasses, and thinks he is funny.
by Friendlys29 October 15, 2011
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