gomer pile

A pile of gomer.

A weirdo.
A silly and awkward person.

Look at that gomer pile with the goofy raincoat!

by brittdawg May 11, 2010

gymmer

Someone who started from no where and made themselves successful at muscle building/bodybuilding

You can tell he is a Gymmer, look at the gains

by K1 Fitness April 29, 2020

gummer

a crackho that slobs your weasel after she either a) removed her dentures or b) just let all her teeth rot out her cakehole. also can be referred to the actual "slobbing" itself. advantageous to those who have had bad experiences with over-zealous biters.

That old bat gummer on the corner is the cheapest ratwhore in town!
Man I got this phat ass gummer off this crabass bitch yesterday!

by Cinna January 5, 2005

GOOMER

What a doctor says or should say to all the med seeking drug addicts. It means Get Out Of My ER.

Dead beat: Hey doc, I have pain in my abdomen and I need pain medication. I'm allergic to everything except dilaudid, and I'm allergic to anything less than 2 milligrams of dilaudid.
ER Doctor: GOOMER, dead beat!!

by mightydagon June 18, 2011

Gummer

an old business man, usually having an affair with a younger man.

The gummer stood there with his diamond eyes, pinstripe suit, stale drinks, and lipstick prints on his collar from the man in the bathroom.

by Josh Ripoff February 1, 2009

gomer

Gomer - An obnoxious, pushy, rude person who thinks they are all that and a fudge brownie, who persists in hanging around where they are not wanted. A gomer can butt into private conversations at work, show up uninvited at parties, or on internet chat rooms and bulletin boards. They usually have an over-blown sense of their own worth which no one else shares.

How can Bard _not_ realize that everyone wishes he would go away. He's obnoxious, stupid, and clueless. He's uninteresting, not witty, and not wanted. What a gomer!

by N. Berry December 15, 2008

gomer

someone who has a crapwagon perversion

"i see only a few Gomers have bothered to turn up for today's crapwagon 'race'"

by d00d July 15, 2004