Goobsleeve

When someone goobs your sleeve.
To be goobsleeved

Yo did you seriously just goob my sleeve bro? You really just goobsleeved me?

by Goober.mp3 December 14, 2024

gloomscrolling

Where doomscrolling is the endless scrolling in despair and anxiety about the future getting bad, gloomscrolling is the endless scrolling that comes with the sadness and realization of living in the future that got bad.

I was gloomscrolling until 4am last night, I miss the ice caps so much.

by 3ndTimes January 20, 2025

Goobs

Goobs (noun)

A preworkout gummy that turns “I’ll go tomorrow” into “more weight”

The snack sized dose of energy you take when you want to feel locked in without dry-scooping mystery powder like a medieval peasant.

A small chewy object with an unfair amount of gym motivation inside.

Popped some Goobs, now my skittles are organized by color

by JimmyLola February 4, 2026

Ghoobs

Nice perky lil boobs

Yo that chick has nice ghoobs

by ellacrockonoodle March 1, 2026

Globose

Meaning something trustworthy.

The flovoor was globose

by Globose warrior February 9, 2025

goobsicle

An ever sillier goose than a goober. They tend to have less social anxiety and are not afraid to be a nuisance in public. (Typically used as a replacement for more vulgar words and slurs)

Dude he is so embarrassing when I go out with him, he acts like such a goobsicle

by KyaniteMello March 5, 2025

Globscubulus

Someone who regularly observes pigeons

(Globscubuling, as in the act of observing a pigeon. Globscubuled, as in having observed a pigeon)

"Steve is such a f*cking Globscubulus, God it's annoying"

by Sean “Moron” Moran June 5, 2025